Saturday, March 13, 2010

A Life Plan in Jest: Part 1

One day, I will be the proud owner of a staggeringly humongous canine. I'm talking Irish Wolf Hounds and Pitbulls here. A FEROCIOUS, mean, fear-inspiring beast. And I will name it something like Fluffy, or Snowflake, or Honey-puff pooch-muffin.

Absolutely. 



I have a decidedly cooky sense of humor. Also, I pull mean jokes on people.

15 comments:

Kirra Serra said...

You are a lot like my sister, Betty. She told me once, when I was about 7, that I was an adopted martian. Yes, I fell for it, but hey, she made it sound very convincing. She told me exactly which locale my real parents live in.
Try this- put on crazy nail-enamel (violent magenta, blingy aqua) and dare people to comment.
Better- try it on the one who thinks you are a witch.

Anty said...

How does Pookie sound? :D

Sherry Wasandi said...

@Kirra Serra: Haha! You have one cool sibling! Did you find yourself drawing comparisons with Marvin? :)

I've tried worse things, I'm afraid. Much, much worse. Sadly, I scare too many people off. A comment would be too much to expect of them. Nervous quips would have to do.


@Anty: Almost there! But just a tad less poufy-pink than... Tinkerbell?

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Sugar Magnolia said...

Pom-Pom. Cottonpuff. Marshmallow Pie!

Kirra Serra said...

Wrt Marvin, as a matter of fact, I did.
Also, Tinkerbell is perfect!
Or maybe Fuddle-duddles!

Dhruva said...

Or you could own a teacup pig, and call it Behemoth.

Anonymous said...

Not joking et al! while reading the first few lines i thought u were talking about uday!.....i can seriously relate to this and many of us can, well explaining the fact 'we' all named a guy who almost fits the frightening description as 'sweety'!..you know who!
-inderjeet

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mgeek said...

That's possibly the biggest crime against Human(Bovine)Rights. i.e. to adopt a pit-bull and name it "Honey" :-)

mgeek said...

That's possibly the biggest crime against Human(Bovine)Rights. i.e. to adopt a pit-bull and name it "Honey" :-)

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Sherry Wasandi said...

@Sugar Magnolia and Kirra Serra: You're giving me some ideas there! Let's just say, my children are going to HATE their whack-brained mother.

@Dhruva: Ahh yes! Behemoth or Mephistopheles. How apt.

Sherry Wasandi said...

@Inderjeet: I have the strong feeling that that little foot-in-mouth I made in the fine month of November, would forever be the bane of Uday's existence, and my lack of it!

Anyhow, thanks for visiting. Have a good time trolling around here. :)


@Anonymous: The "thanks" I will accept, the reasons... I fail to understand.

Sherry Wasandi said...

@mgeek: *khee khee khee* *snigger snigger*

@春天來嚕 : "Dude"???