Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Amusing Pop Culture Moment of the Month.

Gay black guy(aptly titled Miss J): Go girl! You look so mean honey, that you've got what it takes to become America's Next Top Model!

Girl(bursts into tears and) babbles: I'm for Jesus Christ. Y'know he wants me... to help the world. And I... will do whatever he wants me to do! *Attempts to brush non-existent tears off without ruining makeup*
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I do not watch crappy television. I don't watch television at all. But this gem of a thing was on youtube's homepage. I couldn't resist. And I ended up watching all of it. Which at one point also included a cheerleader with a broken leg, hopping down a ramp with crutches. With a STILETTO on the one surviving foot!

Considering the doses I receive on a regular basis, I was convinced that I had definitely acquired an immunity towards stupidity. But this is just overkill.

There was also this woman who claimed she could castrate a hundred cows a day. And went on to describe the procedure. With the hackneyed hilly-billy southern American accent. That, was the golden moment. She's a frikkin' messiah by those standards. It seems, the day is saved. Hallelujah!

13 comments:

mgeek said...

:) The creativity(stupidity) of mankind!

Diwakar Sinha said...

and why not...the world is square afterall ;)

Rebel Pandith said...

quite right.
people tend to show varying levels of stupidity all the time.
especially if you are the calm little center of the world.

Diwakar Sinha said...

ahem...for the fear that my above statement may get misinterpreted, let me explain...
i meant to point how u've rightly shown consciously imperfect these shows could be. it is as if their world is really a square. :)

Sherry Wasandi said...

@ mgeek: I think the two are very very different concepts.

@ Diwakar Sinha: Very right. However, my allusion towards the world being square was a reference to triteness. I think everything is seeped in triteness. :)

@ Rebel Pandith: Of the universe.

But then, I would like to believe it's a black-hole instead.

The center of the world is hot, boiling, volcanic magma. Calm, did you say? :)

Misanthropist said...

*guffaws*

Mer-curial-maiden said...

lolllzz :D

Mer-curial-maiden said...

three simultaneous comments :)

Sherry Wasandi said...

@ Misanthropist: *guffaws back*

@ Mer-curial-maiden: This would be a first! :D
Now I can be happier in my little bubble and pretend to be real kickass.

Tangled up in blue... said...

Wait till you see this other show called "America's Most Smartest Model"

I sometimes think stupidity is concentrated in certain geographic areas..

But yes, its such a relief to feel you're smarter than so much of mankind! (Or "more smarter" as these people wud have it!)

Srishti said...

Hahahahaha!
Remember Miss Congeniality?
'World Peace'.
America's Next Top Model is the Airhead Headquarters.
Nice one. :)

JD said...

How is nobody asking her to elucidate about the words used when she spoke about castrating cows? :|

Sherry Wasandi said...

@ Tangled up in blue: Are you serious? !!!
"Most Smartest"? *blinks in awe*

@ Srishti: Ahh yes... World PEACE! Sandra Bullock was a class act in that one.

@ JD: Haha! Check it out yourself.
It might make you wince. ;)