Tonight, I want to be the toad in a wishing well, right out of a lesser-known, obscure little fairytale. One that would have entire pretentious kingdoms, their doltish gold-haired pretentious Rapunzels and dorky-looking, velvet-clad pretentious Prince Charmings tip a coin in and bare their shallow little souls out. Then, with an overbearing air of pomposity, I would raucously clear my throat and croak out cryptic, one-line prophecies... in effect, messing with their buoyant little heads. Only then will I ever be able to justify my existence congruently in an alternate dimension.
That, or I could make a positively vapid fortune-cookie.
"You proceed from a false assumption: I have no ego to bruise."
- Spock, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
- Oscar Wilde
*croak*